Yeah, that was a fully functioning microphone. But Gerta is too uncomfortable and ridiculous to inflict on anyone.
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A versatile large-diaphragm condenser microphone with smooth sound and exceptional feedback rejection. For close-to-medium distance micing of vocals, acoustic instruments, and a variety of sources on stage and in studio.
Large-diaphragm condenser microphone spring-suspended in a pivoting slim chrome ring. Tuned for live performance use with great feedback rejection, ideal for micing small acoustic ensembles. The new classic bluegrass mic.
Large-diaphragm condenser microphone with spring-suspended retro styling. Ideal for live vocal performance use, or single-micing small acoustic ensembles.
Large-diaphragm condenser microphone specifically designed for use on upright basses with a flexible mounting system. tuned to provide the most natural sound for acoustic bass in a live setting.
Multi-pattern studio condenser microphone, with distinctive industrial styling, pivoting head, and full, smooth sound for demanding recording sources like acoustic instruments, drum overheads, and vocals.
Large-diaphragm condenser microphone spring-suspended in an elegant copper ring. Tuned for live performance use with great feedback rejection, ideal for single-micing small acoustic ensembles.
End-address large-diaphragm condenser with flexible pivoting body, very feedback resistant, excellent for live vocals and acoustic instruments.
Retro-industrial side-address small diaphragm condenser microphone. Good feedback rejection. Effective for live or studio use for demanding acoustic sources.
Stereo large diaphragm mic for studio or live use, with dual pivoting heads. Beautiful, with stunningly natural stereo sound.
Closely matched stereo pair of our flagship, most flexible model